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Cloudpeople

Liberals

Lizard-people

Globalists aborting our freedom

The earth is flat

Chemtrails are real

Vaccines cause autism

I researched it on the internet

You can't believe

I found true media

It's better than RT

Alex Jones on Infowars

Fear mongering and making profit out of it

Buy my stuff

The NWO is poisoning our water

I've got fluoride shield

Pharma cops regulate population control

You need globuli on steroids

Your TV show is a fucking advertisement

Teleshopping

You contradict yourself all the time but that's no problem

Cause your audience is stupid as shit, they voted for Trump

No wonder you support Trump, he's creating the best neoliberal environment

You're spreading paranoia, complex subjects aren't your thing

Alex Jones the Reptiloid King

Believe him the government is poisoning our kids

Alex Jones the Reptiloid King

Chemtrails turned our fucking frogs gay

Start building caves

Pizzagate is real

Tinfoil around your head

Your dullness makes you mad

Racist, homophobic, white trash!