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If I have to live this mundane life man it’s really gonna fuck with my head

If I have to deal with all these bills then I’d probably rather wind up dead

If I could think of a better way to put my time, and money to use

Then maybe I wouldn’t get so damn distracted every time I fucking see Footloose!

If I had some ideas that I could profit from

Maybe I could get out of this life I think is scum

If I had some time to think and reflect on all the little things that I say

If I had some better people skills maybe I wouldn’t be an asshole cliche

If I could devise a plan that could get me to the top

Maybe I’ll investigate opening up a personal shop

If I had some ideas that I could profit from

Maybe I could get out of this life I think is scum

Once upon a time it came to me as I sat deep in depression

Is all that I really needed was a weekly brainstorming session

Now I got everything figured out, I got a fuckton of sweet ideas

I’m gonna write some books and film and even travel to South Korea

Life’s been pretty great now that I’ve found my peace and I broke the norm

I’ll let you in on a little secret, and it’s called brainstorm!

Brainstorm for life!