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Some things that are dear to me

Are things I protect very carefully

Call upon technology

To safeguard all of my confidentiality

If it all got lost

Invaluable cost

I’d be right up shit’s creek

There’s no getting back

Memories of past

They’re gone for good, I’m fucked!

There’s so many things that I could not afford to lose

Spreadsheets, financial data, I’d be so confused

I couldn’t go on without it, it’s all of my life

My books, insightful thinking, statistics of a wife

But there’s a way

Keep all my information very safe

And if just in case

I blank...I’ll remind myself it’s just my name

But don’t forget the…

PASSWORD! Your name!

The password...is your name!

It will never fail (you’re never getting in)

You’ll never guess it (it’s totally not my name)

It’s a foolproof way (just don’t click password hint)

Keep the hackers at bay

Now my files are my files and no one will be a threat

There’s just one thing that I cannot let myself forget

Password! Your name!

The password is your name!