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Here I stand alone by myself

At my home, it’s prepped, for holiday feasts

As I look around with such delight

For there are those I chose not to invite!

They won’t be here!

They won’t be near!

We’ll have such fun

Neglecting someone!

When the day arrived there was a plot

To take back the food that they all had bought

What is this, I swear, it’s mutiny

One simple request they turn to lunacy!

They will regret!

Neglecting my threats!

Have fun without my fucking beansprouts!

You will now see

The wrath that’s in me

Give back my key

You stole that turkey!