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Everyday’s the same

Everybody plays the game

Always out there for the win

Always will be, and has been

All my neighbors hate my face

But they should stay back in their place

If there’s one thing that I’ve learned

Its everybody gets their turn

Everything we’ve done

And all that we have won

It doesn’t change our DNA

It doesn’t matter if we pray

So every woman is a chick

And any dude can be a dick

Let’s make a toast with our glass

Cause everybody is an ass!

I’m an ass but you’re an asshole

Now that we’re all here

Now that you’ll hear me loud and clear

Excuse me I forgot to mention

I hate your face, there’s growing tension

No way to filter from my brain

My thoughts are fast like pure cocaine

So what I say is what you get

And I don’t care if we just met

Take all this advice

Heed my warning, no one’s nice

If you listen you might find

You might have a change of mind

So start walking into work

And start acting like a jerk

So join up with us the masses

Cause we’re all a bunch of asses!

I’m an ass but you’re an asshole