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Gonna have the ultimate adventure

Gonna have some real cowboy fun

Grab my lasso and my denim jacket

I’ll show you how the Wild West was won

Gonna ride some horses, rope some cattle

Gonna smoke a cig and shoot a gun

Bandana ‘round my neck I’m ready

This town’s too small so you had better run

The sheriffs dead and I own this place now

We had a gunslinging standoff cause

His wife was drinking at the saloon

And I wanted to tap that fine poon

Gonna have the ultimate adventure

Gonna have some real cowboy fun

Grab my lasso and my denim jacket

I’ll show you how the Wild West was won

Gonna ride some horses, rope some cattle

Gonna smoke a cig and shoot a gun

Bandanna ‘round my neck I’m ready

This town’s too small so you had better run

And now I’m starting to get a feeling

There’s something wrong, there’s something up

There’s no more girls, there’s no more chicks

All I see is tons and tons of dicks

Now I kinda get it, now I think it’s too far gone

I thought this girl was Dawn, but now his name is Ron, he wants to get it on

Now I think I’m stuck here, now I really can’t escape

This starts to feel like rape, our bodies in weird shapes, I hope it’s not my fate

I just want a way out, I just wish that I could be free

Refund my money to me, but now I’m covered in pee, my waiver no agree

I just want to forget, I just hope that no one will know

No cameras filming this show, I get up quickly to go, goodbye from Cowboy Joe

Gonna have the ultimate adventure

Gonna have some real cowboy fun

Grab my lasso and my denim jacket

I’ll show you how the Wild West was won

Gonna ride some horses, rope some cattle

Gonna smoke a cig and shoot a gun

Bandanna ‘round my neck I’m ready

But now I’m covered in all cowboy cum UGH!