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Glub Glub

A long time ago, in the deepest, darkest abyss of a cold fish bowl, there lies Blackie, dead.

This is a true story about a fish that drowned in water.

She doesn't look so good tonight

She's been sluggish now she's floating upright

You got so drunk you went home with that sexy fish

The one from the bar, I don't think she's legit

She's here every night shaking her fins for some bread

If you pay her enough, she performs even better in bed

She's known around town for turning flounders' frowns upside down

But Blackie beware

Every one that sleeps with her is found drowned belly up in their fish bowl.

You can cuddle or juggle her truffles

but whatever you do don't fuck Bubbles

Ode to blackfish. Ode to darkness (x3)

But of course Blackie didn't listen

She still went fishing in Bubbles' vertical incision

Like a magic carp she splashed her into submission

It was super effective

The next day Blackie's writhing in pain

“I swear I'll never pay for sex again.

I can't breathe, is this the end?

I should've listened to what my friends said.”

I have lost all of my respect and now my no no hole is completely wrecked

Now I'm dead

Ode to blackfish. Ode to darkness. (x3)

Ode to blackfish. Ode to darkness (x2)

This is based on true events. The legend of Blacky the fish

Though most people won't believe in this

Blackie was real and now she's fucking dead!