Gather round folks, the show’s about to start
This one is sure to thrill; a new act is in town
They call him Jollybean, say he’s the happiest clown
Laughs all day and night to his own crazy songs
Leaping to the stage lights blaze in his eyes
Blurring the faces in the crowd looking on with amusement
At the bizarre creature before them
Dancing and writhing to the sickening sound
Of his own maniacal laughter and glee
The colorful lights illuminating his mask
The crowd gasps; suddenly they can see
A shiny red nose below blackened eyes
His wicked grin as Jollybean looms over the front of the stage
For inside every clown hides a carnivore
Just waiting for the chance to strike
Biting the flesh; psychotic, possessed
Undeniably demented, deranged
Just keep telling yourself it’s all a bad dream
One day they’ll come around, one day they’ll see
But you know its not true, they’ll never see, never know,
The dark unyielding depths of just how far he’ll go
Jollybean is here to stay; menacing eyes can’t disguise
The sick and violent way he plays, so undeniably deranged