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Another creature dwells down here, the one certainly to fear

He stays below both day and night;

Never does he see the light

Long ago he used to do the show

But his fragile mind degraded with time

Slipping under, never to return

A glance over his shoulder, then he was gone

Now he's become the Resident Leper

Nothing left but a decrepit cretin

Stalking the tunnels with voracious hunger

Leprous, lecherous, down in his lair it's treacherous