The laboratory door is at the end of the hallway Puddles of grime with bits of hair and flesh along the floor And fingernail fragments sticking out of the walls A stale and frigid air escapes from underneath the heavy door From inside the lab the feeble cries can be heard Of the creations derived from Dr. Slaughter's sick mind Dried crimson death is splattered onto the ground Disheveled stained gurneys are strewn all around Operating tables centered in the bright room Show the remains of experiments gone atrociously wrong The laboratory wall is lined with the doctor's tools Jagged and luminous instruments of death Dilators and clamps, aspirators and forceps An abundance of drugs for keeping tame his poor subjects Menacing shears for ripping open a chest Chisels and knives designed for tearing up flesh Needles and sutures used to put back together The misshapen creations of the mad doctor's mind Entering the room, the doctor is in Ready to see his first unfortunate patient Come into the light, he will fix you up right This won't hurt a bit In here no one can hear your screams No escaping from this terrible dream So give up an life and accept your fate I'm sorry sir, your diagnosis was wrong