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You will regret this sir

I know where your parents live

I watched them sleep last night

And I will again

I tea-bagged they're dog

And took a dump in they're bread bin

You will regret this sir

You will regret

Being alive

If only your Dad

Had wrapped his tool

Regret, regret

I regret signing up

Regret, regret

But I will deal with it

Regret, regret

If I don't then I can

Regret, regret

Blow my fucking head off in the toilets

I will take you with me to

Hell

You will regret this sir

You will regret

Being alive

If only your Mother

Had aborted you.