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Oh, listen up piggies!

Don’t waste your chance to win, be the scoundrel!

Don’t hesitate to kill, be the scoundrel!

Don’t forget that the winner takes it all

Losers just decay on the pavement

HURRY UP!

Don’t you see them other piggies trying so hard

One day they will take your position in the race

Give them not that one chance to surpass you ever

Prove to us that you are worthy of the grand prize!

Obliberate any piggy that dares to fuck with you

Do not show them mercy, you are the alpha swein

There is only one winner in this brutal race

Be that very winner or stay with them losers

HURRY UP! They are gaining on you

KILL THEM ALL, or else they will kill you

DON’T FEEL BAD, keep your eyes on the prize

CRUSH THEIR SKULLS, pave your way with their corpses!

[breakdown written in Baconese]

HURRY UP! They are gaining on you

KILL THEM ALL, or else they will kill you

DON’T FEEL BAD, keep your eyes on the prize

CRUSH THEIR SKULLS, pave your way with their corpses!