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It started out as a holiday roast

Just family and friends - nothing to boast

Dad at the grill with his apron and tongs

Jenny and Linda in their gaudy pink thongs

Mom is in kitchen basting the pork

While the neighbor pops open the champagne cork

Hamburgers, hot dogs, ketchup and slaw

An all American feast - stuff your gaping maw!!!

Now into the yard comes an uninvited guest

Try as he might, he can't blend in with the rest

A boning knife in his left hand, a hook in his right

This psychotic killer looks to liven up the night

He smells really bad and has worms for hair,

This backwoods looking freak really causes quite a scare

Chorus:

Summoning up his minions to attack and kill,

He's kept alive only by his black will

Say goodbye to the human race

Now you gonna be the Worm-face!!!!

Dad tries to fight, but he's taken down early

Whimpering as he's gutted, he seems a bit girly

The killer attacks in 180 degree turns

And moms flying torso lands on the grill and burns

Quartered and cubed, filleted and sautéed

Jenny's life's blood - sweeter than Gatorade

Linda was fat - she'd always eaten well

Now she can low-carb with Dr. Atkins in hell

The massacre is over, but it's only just begun

The entire world will tremble, don't try to run

The executioner has arrived, now you will fear

His army of worms growing, domination is near!!!