If You Have the Guts...He Wants Them! Lyrics


One dark misty night,

a glow lit up the sky

over a quiet redneck town

The blaze was a spacecraft

with a deadly secret within

A fiend with silver dress

and a face all yellowish brown

This terror from beyond is now loose,

the hunt can now begin!

The horror stumbles through the night

to find his first piece of meat

Some redneck boys out on a hunt

would make a tasty treat!

Armed with a laser gun

that shoots red neon glow

Who can stop this beast,

please let me know

An incompetent sheriff

and his brain-dead redneck buffoons?

Against the monster that kills

in the pale light of the moon

The creature will shred them to pieces,

with a horrible laugh!

With his Razor-sharp claws

and crooked fangs he'll rip them in half!

If you have the guts, He wants them!

He'll rip you apart with a shriek!

The sheriff and his boys

evacuates the town

While shooting at the creature

that won't go down

It's a horrible, laughable sci-fi retribution

A cheap 80s, trashy horror revolution!