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Don't you disrespect me little man

Don't you derogate or deride

You're in my world now, not your world

And I got friends on the other side

He's got friends on the other side

Sit down at my table, put your mind at ease

If you relax it will enable me to do anything I please

I can read your future, I can change it around some too

I'll look deep into your heart and soul

Make your wildest dreams come true

I got voodoo, I got hoodoo

I got things I ain't even tried

And I got friends on the other side

He's got friends on the other side

The cards, the cards, the cards will tell

The past, the present, and the future as well

The cards, the cards, just take three

Take a little trip into your future with me

Now you, young man are from across the sea

You come from two long lines of royalty

Your lifestyle's high, but your funds are low

You need to marry a little honey whose daddy got dough

Mom and dad cut you off, huh, playboy?

Now y'all gotta get hitched, but hitching ties you down

You just want to be free, hop from place to place

But freedom takes green

It's the green, it's the green, it's the green you need

And when I looked into your future it's the green that I see

Shake my hand, come on boys

Won't you shake a poor sinner's hand?

Yes!

Are you ready?

Are you ready?

Are you ready?

Transformation central!

Reformation central!

Transmogrification central!

Can you feel it?

You're changing, you're changing, you're changing alright

And I hope you're satisfied

But if you ain't, don't blame me

You can blame my friends on the other side

You got what you wanted

But you lost what you had

You got what you wanted

But you lost what you had