Friendship Is Tragic Lyrics


Playful ponies dance through Steven's mind- Fluttershy

Her little wings to tempting to his lustful eye

A 2D fantasy must achieve a 3D outcome

So he breaks into the barn under the cloak of nightfall

Grasping his cock in turgid anticipation

Pony pussy his only goal, farmer's consternation

His gaze wanders to a tempting cream-colored beast

With rounded flanks and well-coiffed mane begging for his release

Hands brush a throbbing sheath of meat

Steven's eyes widen in disbelief

A horny snort announces intent

The beast's erection begins to extend

Pinned down in shit-strewn hay

Steven makes his last mistake

Attempts to resist becoming a bitch

Can't crawl away while his rectum rips

Vomiting, gasping for his breath

The brony makes a last request

Choking on blood, spitting his words

"Try not to cum on my Applejack t-shirt!"