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(V1)

Diamond rings

and fake tits

Traded up to the trophy wife

Khaki pants

and polo shirts

Welcome to the Stepford Life

(Chorus)

Welcome to your life

Wrapped in cellophane

We're homogenized

Where we're all the motherfucking same

Jump the fuck up

(V2)

Cul-de-sacs

and roundabouts

Grooming up your perfect lawn

Gluten free

lunch dates

Still groping soccer moms

(Interlude/Outro)

Welcome to the Stepford life

Welcome to your brand new life

Welcome to the Stepford life

Welcome to your mother fucking life