It seems so easy and it seems so wrong Some say they'd rather just run along But what I say to them's so great Though it takes a special human trait They want a solution to every problem But with that solution I would not be welcome As I'd rather do as I would say And line my stomach with adhesive clay And I take it that you Aren't into solvents Though I take it that you Would not condone it Though I take it that you Just want an answer So therefore you should Take an enhancer When your car breaks down Or been in a fist-fight with a clown You know there' a problem And what to do Grab a tube and eat wood glue Perhaps you broke your expensive door Or received a package that isn't yours You know there' a problem And what to do Grab a tube and eat wood glue And so we've landed here again You're tied to the train tracks There's an oncoming train So don't think about it, don't question your gut For your gut's going to deal with some pastey much And so it may not taste good, and so it may not taste great Well simply say 'fuck it', or face that oncoming fate Or would you rather do as I would say And line your stomach with adhesive clay And I take it that you Aren't into solvents Though I take it that you Would not condone it Though I take it that you Just want an answer So therefore you should Take an enhancer When your car breaks down Or been in a fist-fight with a clown You know there' a problem And what to do Grab a tube and eat wood glue Perhaps you broke your expensive door Or received a package that isn't yours You know there' a problem And what to do Grab a tube and eat wood glue If your bus has been cancelled (Eat wood glue) If your rabbit has died (Eat wood glue) If you've been sexually handled (Eat wood glue) If you fell off a slide (Eat wood glue) If you've run out of pasta (Eat wood glue) If you've broken your leg (Eat wood glue) If you've pissed off a rasta (Eat wood glue) If your dog's a scotch egg (Eat wood glue) If your garden's a mess (Eat wood glue) If you've broken a thong (Eat wood glue) If you've been to Loch Ness (Eat wood glue) If you're bored of this song (Eat wood glue) And I take it that you Aren't into solvents Though I take it that you Would not condone it Though I take it that you Just want an answer So therefore you should Take an enhancer When your car breaks down Or been in a fist-fight with a clown You know there' a problem And what to do Grab a tube and eat wood glue Perhaps you broke your expensive door Or received a package that isn't yours You know there' a problem And what to do Grab a tube and eat wood glue