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They've invited all of their feline friends

And bought a range of expensive drinks

And even lavender scented oils

Well what do you think?

They're not here to talk about their fish

Even though they're cats and they like fish

They lie about in the sun like fish

And then they copulate

They really like to poo in your garden

(The neighbour's cat)

All they want is to meet other cats

(The neighbour's cat)

They can't control their sexual organs

(The neighbour's cat)

And in return they bring you dead rats

(The neighbour's cat)

Next day you open your curtains wide

Cat litter litters the lawn outside

Cat nip cut up with a credit card

Is it really that hard?

They really like to poo in your garden

(The neighbour's cat)

All they want is to meet other cats

(The neighbour's cat)

They can't control their sexual organs

(The neighbour's cat)

And in return they bring you dead rats

(The neighbour's cat)

They really like to poo in your garden

(The neighbour's cat)

All they want is to meet other cats

(The neighbour's cat)

They can't control their sexual organs

(The neighbour's cat)

And in return they bring you dead rats

(The neighbour's cat)