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It started as a hobby, when I bought a mobile home

Killing in the trailer parks, with a caravan as my throne

Murder is my passion, caravanning is my love

Even though my membership was revoked by the caravan club.

My caravan she is lovely, there’s nothing I prefer

Her name is Petunia, I feel peculiar when I’m not inside her

My caravan is so wonderful, she’s the love of my life

If only it weren’t frowned upon, I’d make her my wife

HATE

In my caravan

DATE

With my caravan

BLOOD

In my caravan

IN LOVE

With my caravan

I drive around the country, with my caravan in tow

Doing gruesome murders in every place I go

I make no distinction, between victims old and young

Men, women and children dead, I kill everyone!

Petunia has pink curtains, and walls all painted cream

Even the room where I keep the corpses, has a lovely eggshell sheen

Petunia how I love you, you’re the apple of my eye

You’re the gorgeous house I never had, where people come to die

HATE

In my caravan

DATE

With my caravan

BLOOD

In my caravan

IN LOVE

With my caravan