Evil death-monger, mad dog to be alain A Kingdom he hold in his icy reign Wizards say he lives but is dead Don't fear stories, I'll have his head Sword for hire, adventures for treasure Golden ale and wenches for pleasure Hired and paid by a raven haired queen To allay the nightmares that haunt her dreams Impaler Paves the road with blood and bone Impaler Bow before his throne The smell of death and dark are his own He sees I'm near, he knows I'm alone Traveled days through slime and mud To face the man who thirsts for blood General Vlad, warrior sinister Spawned in hell, Satan's own minister On the wind his ghosts they cry Today's the day the Impaler dies. Impaler Paves the road with blood and bone Impaler Bow before his throne Impaler, Impaler, Impaler, Impaler, Ha Ha Ha