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Gave my money to a doctor

Said, “What I got will make you fly

It's just a little pixie potion

Now mix it up, and drink it down and feel right”

And though I had my reservations

I knew I had to take the bait

Oh no I wasn't hesitating

I drank it down and then I start to feel strange...

He started laughing like a mad man

And brandishing his gun

And then he turned into a wolf man

This pixie potion was no fun

I asked what is this shit you gave me?

He started howling at the moon

Then he turned and he told me

Well "H" I made it just for you...

Gave my money to a Priestess

She said I'll take you to heaven tonight

Listen first then I'll teach you

Get on your knees and pray and then you'll feel right

She had me wrapped around her finger

I had her wrapped around mine

And then she tried to look me in the eye and tell me a lie...

I won't be your fool tonight...