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Hey boy!

You're on your way!

You're on your way to Mongo-Norway

So if you're heading for a night out in this town,

Make sure you don't end up in places

that are to be left alone!

There are some traps that you may fall into, and if you do,

I'm sad to say you're on you're way

where there's no returning.

So don't go, don't go in that door!

Goddamn it! Now the hell did you end up in that joint, Bubba? Didn't you see those signs sayin' "Smuget"? "Smuget" means "Danger" in Nowegian! That's it. You're had, punk. You're done! You're gonna be one of them! I know it! Soon I'll catch you dressed up as a schmo' licking celeb'-ass! Tell me: Why didn't you go to Last Train or Planet Rockall instead? Nothing but honest beer-drinkin' and ass-kicking rock music in those places? Well, it's too late for you now! Too late Cause:

Hey boy!

You're on your way!

You're on your way to Mongo-Norway

So if you're heading for a night out in this town,

Make sure you don't end up in places

that are to be left alone!

There are some traps that you may fall into, and if you do,

I'm sad to say you're on you're way

where there's no returning.

So don't go, don't go in that door!