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I’m a man of war

With a cockeyed whore

Who fled the shore

To find more gore

Sailing on the oceans

Nice!

Beach or jungle?

Roll the dice!

Lots of trees and eerie sounds

Apes and snakes and lethal hounds

This is not where I want to be

Can someone end this misery?

Almost killed by spiders there

I can’t have fun anywhere

Death is certain, life is not

Welcome to the jungle rot

Fast taker

Chainbreaker

Pacemaker

Take me astray!