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Today I went for a walk

I can't believe what I saw

I thought I was sick in the head

But you are sicker than me

A man masturbating with a stick

A mother giving head to her son

A dog with a machinegun in it's ass

I saw a self-mutilating cop in the grass

Is this a sick world?

Or is this meant to be?

I really hope so

'Cause I am horny

I saw...

A priest shitting on his crucifix

A viking giving birth to a wolf

A whore selling fish from her cunt

I'm so glad I'm not blind

A rabbit beating up a little kid

A schoolbus driving around on a man's head

A corpse upon a roof fixing a house

A girl giving cunnilingus to a mouse