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When I took a shit today I felt something weird

I pushed as hell but nothing came out

There was something in my ass that wouldn't go away

I tried to pull it but it seemed like it would stay

Blood on my hands and the shit was pushing on

Suddenly my excrements came out of my mouth

victim of anal abscess

I cannot shit I cannot sit

ANAL ABSCESS ANAL ABSCESS ANAL ABSCESS ANOTHER ANAL MISERY

I'm not an assbetrayer but I've lost my wife

I hate my life and I'm bleed from the hole

I'm no longer a lawyer cause I cannot sit

I can't ride my horse and whores can't ride me

This is a nightmare kaboom I've got

Here's I'm standing naked with a balloon from my ass

My ass give me Hell with blood pain and shame

My name is Konkelberry Finn

And I will blow my ass away