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You put on your shorts and open the fridge

Grab an ice-cream and call yourself a bitch

You go outside to catch some sun

You slip on ice and land in snow

No this can't be happening

Where are all bikini girls?

No the sun is supposed to be warm

And I'm supposed to swim in the lake

Frost on your sunglasses

Ice-man in your bed

Skiing kids in your garden

Snowball attack

No this can't be happening

Where are all bikini girls?

No the sun is supposed to be warm

I'm supposed to swim in the lake

Honestly, where did it go?

All I see is snow

May I introduce myself

To Mr. Gangrene

When you stand

With christmas gifts in your arms

Then you know the summer is gone

When you wake up dead after sleeping outside

Then you know the summer is gone