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Make yourself at home

Never mind the rats

Cold wet floor

You better love the cats

Enjoy the moldy fridge

Open at your own risk

Thank you for the hostility

Thank you for the hostility

The shower’s out of use

The toilet doesn’t flush

Horrific abuse

Watch out for the mush

Enjoy your stay, see you in five

Please be nice and stay alive

Thank you for the hostility

Thank you for the hostility

Thank you for the hostility