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I went to the swimming hall

To get some exercise

I swimmed a couple of lengths

Then i was brutally surprised

A sausage of poop

In my mouth

Automatically

I started to chew

Together with some water

It went down my throat

Immediately i started

To laugh and puke

Poop in the pool

Poop in the mouth

Poop in the pool

Brown and cool

Internal bodily waste

Covered the surface

Of the pool

Parents tried to

Fish up their kids

But they all fell in

To swim in the shits

You can't fish 'em up