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I drive my stolen fancy car

I am drunk as hell

I don't have a license

And a minute ago I hit a policeman

I took the officers clothes

So I can look cool

I also took his gun

So I can blow my head off

So I can blow my head off

I park at a school

I walk into the classroom

I stand on the teachers desk

And boom my blood is on the kids and walls

The kids started to laugh

Throwing brains at each other

And then frank the principle came in

And took his clothes off

And took his clothes off