I arrived at my home Just came home from work The people who work There are a bunch of jerks I take out my blender Ready to make dinner When I suddenly notice That I’m getting thinner My doorbell rings I answer the door Some colleagues of mine Fall to the floor I seize the chance and slit their throats Put them in a blender Before they begin to bloat Organ smoothie! Organ Smoothie! Chop and cut and hack Cock and balls and sack Slice and dice and saw Tits and ass and jaw Organ smoothie! Organ smoothie! Rip and break and tear Heart and lungs and ear Organ Smoothie Do you want one my dear?