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Do you remember a man called He-man?

A bodybuilding warrior living in a castle

Fighting the lord of evil with his sword of steel

On his Battlecat he made Skeletor kneel

Do you know what He-man is doing now?

He-man is She-man the dick is forever gone

Tila hanged herself Skeletor laughed himself to death

The castle is a transexual hotel

Where Battlecat is a slut

THE MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE

He lost his muscles and his dick

THE LOSER OF THE UNIVERSE

His tiny ass we can kick

He doesn't wear those leather pants

And his boots are pink and purple

Now he wears a latex skirt his soul

is filled with booze and dirt

In the castle he makes pornomovies

Animal sex with snakes wearing spikes

The man was my hero but now he's a zero

But I think he's sweet in his high heels

This morning Zorro woke me up

He cut his sign all over me

My dick was hard and Zorro sucked it

And I came on his beautiful mask