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I’m so smart i know it’s true

I am the lord of quiz

And trivial pursuit

I crushed the other competitors

In the final of jeopardy

I won a lot of money

But died from leprosy

In the first round I lost an eye

In the second I lost a thigh

It was very hard to stand,

To hear and to see

A million people

Could see my brutal death on TV

Leprosy on jeopardy

In the end of the show

I looked like a corpse

But nothing could stop me

On my way to victory

The final question was said

By my off-fallen head

I became the master of jeopardy

But dead

Every channel on TV

Was talking about me

I was the head news on BBC

People were in shock,

They couldn’t believe

That their kids wanted to be

A star on jeopardy

Every kid in town wants to be like me

Don’t wanna be a clown

They want to die from leprosy

Die!