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I was out with my boat one day

Searching for tropical fish to slay

All of a sudden I saw something sick

So I had to hold tight around my dick

A zombie throwing

Schoolgirls to the shore

An African albino

Who turned into a whore

A 90-year old lady with a giant beard

I turned my boat around cause it was too weird

I tried to get away but something

Called my name

I knew I had to stay in the sickness

Of the sea

At the other side

I saw a boy with two cunts

A four-eyed fox

Drowning James Blunt

A horny pirate inhaling his anal gas

I had to play saxophone with my ass

Is this place for real?

I haven’t even met a seal

My buttocks are shaped like a dome

This sick place feels like home