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Last night I used my footbath

It felt so good I fell asleep

But something was wrong,

The footbath exploded

Bubbles were spewing

And I had no feet

Footbath fuck-up

Farewell to my feet

Footbath fuck-up

At least they were clean

Bloody foam filled my house

And drowned my wife

I screamed in pain

So the windows cracked

Pieces of glass stucked in my face

I flew into my garden

And down in the well

Footbath fuck-up

Farewell to of hell

Footbath fuck-up

In the well I dwell