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I'm so fucking depressed

Cause my life is a little bit messed up

Cause yesterday I found a mysterious little shop

The owner of the shop was a gorilla from Taiwan

I think he was a criminal but I didn't care

He had a lot of stuff that I wanted to steal

But he had one thing that I just had to buy

It was an electronic game with a lot of slaughtering

People blown away machineguns and knifethrowing

In the game bullets rained

A man and a woman died with their kids

I felt a little strange when they faded away

I turned off the game and ran to the phone

With the speed of fart

I phoned home but no one answered

I thought they weren't home but they were dead

I felt guilt cause I killed my family with my game

The shop is closed the gorilla is gone

I am accused for murder

Electrodeath!

I wait the execution I will die by electrocution

Nintendo havohej konika I'm sorry