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I took my fullpacked bags and ran to the bitchy beach

There I stole a motorboat and headed for the horizon

The sun burned my skin and I was out of fuel

In the middle of the ocean I tried to handle my panic

I can say it was pretty hard

As I was attacked by sharks

They are my food they ate my clothes

They are my bags

And the fucking sharks ate my boat

I threw myself into the chaotic sea

Immediately the sharks were chasing me

But my stomach was filled with gas from beyond

A bombastic fart rescued my

From a sure fucking death

I landed on an island where no one has been before

There i met a baboon who became my loveslave

It built me a house and a resturaunt

Where I had to eat

But the food sucked so the baboon had to die

I kicked two coconuts into the bleeding monkey ass

Then I pissed in its eyes and forced it to jump from a tree

Cocobutt eyes of piss it had to jump

And it had to land on its head

A broken baboon is laying in the sand

Now I"m alone on a crazy island

I am rotting I can see my bones

I guess I'm on my way to a sure fucking death