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Noodles and rice

It boils and fries

Work nine to nine

I’m just fine

I’ve sold my soul

To the bowl

Extreme heat

Always on my feet

I can’t run

’Cause I’m chained to the wok

Life is fun

’Cause I’m chained to the wok

I can’t cry

’Cause I’m chained to the wok

Work ’til I die

Chained to the wok

Oil and fire

Asian desire

True dedication

No vacation

When the restaurant closes

It’s time to clean the pan

Listen to Holy Moses

And mosh as fast as I can