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A hungry man was walking in the jungle

He couldn't find anything to eat

Then he met a corpse who whispered "you can eat me if you want"

The corpse gave him some ketchup and some salt and a glass of milk

The man started to feast on his friendly friend of the dead

Ketchup and blood on his head

All he missed was a piece of bread

The cannibal and the corpse

The cannibal and the corpse