Yesterday I heard the strangest thing Someone told me it was true A guy invented this time machine Made out of iron and glue He travelled back in time To the old Roman empire He wanted a very special blend Ancient soup was his only desire Royal taste Roman waste Ancient feast - Caligoulash He met the old emperor And started to cut his flesh Caligula was minced into gulasch And everything smelled so fresh Royal taste Roman waste Ancient feast - Caligoulash