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Nintendo Yoko-Ono

The ninja drummer from Shanghai

He went out start a war

Killed a million samurai

Ninja drummer

Hit with stick

Right on the eyes

Blood on the rice

Ching Chong Honda Taekwondo

The Honda master from Taiwan

He went out to buy some rice

But was beaten by a man

Honda master

From Taiwan

Was hit on the eyes

Blood on the rice