Walking down that road from Jonesboro And I’m the meanest S.O.B. that you’ll ever know South bound traffic, “can’t I just hitch a ride?” “Yeah! I’m headed that way, boy! Jump inside!” All the things you say about all the things you do It’s about time to put you down, I swear I’ll see it through “Get in or I’ll confess your sins with this gun That I’m holding to the back of your head!” I said, “You best just drive on to Jonesboro! ‘Cause I’m the meanest son of a bitch you’ll ever know!” No matter what you think Nothing you’ve heard is true It’s a bad joke and you’re the clown They’re laughing right at you “Get in or I’ll confess your sins with this gun That I’m holding to the back of your head!” I said, “You best just drive on to Jonesboro! ‘Cause I’m the meanest son of a bitch you’ll ever know!”