What is this that stands before me? Who are you, what are you? You are not a real planet Even if you turn around the sun There's an intruder in your kingdom Wicked, vicious, merciless, You weren't able to clean up Your own orbit from Neptune The blue giant conquered you He stripped you off your nobility And he has degraded you What's a planet? Are you a planet? A planet is a celestial body Orbiting a star It's massive enough to be so rounded By its own gravity Its power's such to sweep away All that's close along its path He moves ruthless, cruel and fast, Through the vastness of the solar system He knows no worthy adversaries He is not afraid of anyone He blows away any opponent Displacing other celestial bodies, A planet is a great emperor Atmosphere's the sceptre The orbit is its great dominion Satellites its servants Thirteen moons to form his harem The cruel triton for its head His strong winds are all its armies The fastest ones in Solar System Cold is his trusted advisor The ice is his most loyal general Neptune's a relentless scourge Destroying all who oppose to him Ohhhhhhh You are no god, nor an emperor You have no kingdom, no servants You have no armies, no generals You have no counsellors You have nothing, you are nothing In a flash he erased your kingdom And sent you in exile Then he relegated you Between all dwarf planets So you understand Now you know what you are? You're nothing else than Pluto The second dwarf planet