You are the most fuckin annoying person that I have ever met! You’re abrasive, displeasing, provoking, a nob, needling, distressing, I’m ticked off, you suck, You plague me, you’re trouble, a disturbing troll, bugging and bothering, badgering moll. Vexing, perturbing, a worrisome pest, quite agitating, you fuck with my head. Beleaguering, harrying, henpecking peeve, so fucking annoying, and now I am miffed. Manipulative liar, Machiavellian dolt, contriving deluder, calculating jerk, devious, guileful, dissembling con, upsetting maligner, you’re spiteful and wrong, I want you to know that we’re no longer friends, you spiteful malevolent hideous fiend. Waspish vindictive splenetic disgrace, acerbic irascible big waste of space.
Like people who wear too much perfume or spray deodorant in the room, paper cuts, stubbing your toe, having your beer stolen by someone you know, stuck in the tent, needing to spew, these are the things that remind me of you
