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Lordi Frontman Thinks "Being a Hero is Easy"

By jason

After winning the Eurovision song contest, Finland's Lordi have been enjoying their 15 minutes of fame.

Lordi Frontman had the following to say:
"Being a hero is easy, you just have to win the Eurovision Song Contest apparently. Until a few weeks ago the whole nation was against us totally - they did not want us to represent Finland! They claimed we were Satan worshippers. It didn't matter how hard we tried to explain that we had nothing to do with Satan, they put their fingers in their ears and went 'Nananana' - they said we were bad for the children. Now all the magazines in Finland are printing LORDI masks for children! There's not much logic going on inside. But let's face it, people are stupid."