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It's all about the Benjamins for He Who Corrupts

By Erin Fox
Avant-garde grinders cash in with "The Smell Of Money"...

He Who Corrupts have returned with a blasting EP that is raking in the Federal Reserve Notes at a rate that would make even Alan Greenspan feel humbled. "The Smell Of Money" is the flagship release for the Eugenics Record Label and the greenbacks are rolling in by the wheelbarrow full. With twisted, spaz-gring anthems such as "Whose Ball Bearings Need Greasin'?", fans will be more than happy to fork over the house, the car and the children to get a copy of this grind-noise milestone. Here's a parting message from the main moneychanger himself, Thomas Camaro...

"...Lastly, I would like to extend further thanks to the fine folks at Eugenics Record Corp. Though an early entry to the market, the release of their HEWHOCORRUPTS "The Smell of Money" CDEP was instrumental in meeting our projections this quarter and gave us the added momentum to further increment our margins. I end by thanking you again for your confidence in a company that continues to out shine the rest."

Your CEO
Thomas "fuckin" Camaro