| # | Title | Length |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
The Coldest Winter
|
01:40 |
| 2 |
I Made This Band So Emo Chicks Would Make Me Topless Fan Signs
|
00:25 |
| 3 |
For the Last Time, I'm Not Goth
|
00:30 |
| 4 |
Intracervical Insemination
|
00:21 |
| 5 |
Your Momma Wishes She Was This Technical
|
00:42 |
| 6 |
Cheerleader Concubine
|
00:43 |
| 7 |
The Woman Whose Vagina Swallowed Whole the Earth in a State of Unconciousness, Thus Giving Birth to the Quasi-Subdimensional Region
|
00:43 |
| 8 |
This Song Is Worse than That Time I [Insert Hobbie] with [Random Obscure Celebrity]
|
00:48 |
| 9 |
I Wouldn't Have Sex With Paris Hilton Even If She Was Dead
|
00:48 |
| 10 |
Onwards to Minas Tirith: Sword, Bow, and Axe...Our Oath Has Been Fulfilled (A Tribute to Summoning)
|
01:06 |
| 11 |
07:46
|
07:46 |