Just the other day, while sitting in my car at a red light, I saw something truly horrifying. A truck making a left hand turn hit a man on a bicycle, throwing him in the air, legs first, just like you'd think. It seemed to move in slow motion, like in the movies. As I drove by, I looked out my window. I spotted the victim laying flat on the ground, bathed in the shattered windshield that was responsible for this. I said to myself, "God, that must hurt, laying in that sharp glass...", until quickly I thought, "...but probably not as much as getting hit by truck".

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