GWAR-B-Q Finalizes Lineup; Posts Promo Commercial
In keeping with the tradition of past GWAR-B-Q's, Slave Pit Inc. today released their latest commercial hyping what will certainly go down in history as the greatest GWAR-B-Q yet, presented once again by the Slave Pit and sponsored by Ring Dog Rescue. With tickets scheduled to go on sale in two weeks, the countdown is on for the most decadent, delicious, and downright depraved social event for mutant miscreants in the history of this mud-ball planet! Check out the cinematic masterpiece below.
Tickets for this barbaric extravaganza will be available June 6th at www.gwarbq.com, and come in three different versions...
But wait! Before you buy your tickets, check out the "Win It Before You Can Buy It" contest on local Richmond radio station 102.1 the X, airing June 3rd-7th. Listen for your chance to win tickets which grant you full access to the GWAR-B-Q, "Meat and Beat", the "B4BQ", and the "GWAFTER PARTY EVENT", plus the chance to become GWAR's "Slave for a Day", which could entail duties as critically important as draining the pus from Pustulus' scabby leg-enders, to sitting around backstage in everybody's way while getting completely hammered until you are thrown into a trash dumpster. What fun!
Standard Ticket - $30: All Day Event Entry - all the bands, all the fun, all the flailing! Completely free for the low price of 30 bucks!
Deluxe Ticket - $40:All Day Event Entry - all the fun, farts, and flailing, as well as an "official" 2013 GWAR-B-Q T-shirt, actually rubbed on Beefcake's ass at one point or another.
Premium Ticket - $100: All Day Event Entry, Official GWAR-B-Q T-shirt, GWAR-B-Q 2012 DVD, (see if you can find yourself throwing up) and an exclusive laminate VIP Pass for the "Meat & Beat" signing, where you can meet and hang out with the band, take photos to your hearts delight, and watch in horror as your hot or not hot girlfriend is dragged all too willingly into the special "Abyss of Abuse", to be sullied in ways unthinkable. This ticket also includes free admission to the "B4BQ", and the GWAFTER PARTY EVENT, where you can hang with the band and the artists of GWAR in a rare out of costume experience. More details will be announced in the coming weeks. You will also have the chance to win an opportunity to appear on stage with GWAR, and be ground into pulp in our gore-choked meat grinder.
At this point the lineup for the days entertainment has been finalized, and two stages will barely be enough to present the enormous rock and rock spectacle that Slave Pit and Ring-Dog Rescue (http://ringdogrescue.org)shall present. The set times have yet to be finalized, but it should run something like this...
Corrosion of Conformity
Mobile Death Camp
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Date: May 29, 2013
As Reported by: Jason Fisher
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