Finally Found Someone More Insane Than Dave Mustaine

Dave Mustaine has pretty much been the poster child for the batshit insane for quite some time. His rants on homosexuality, religion, Satanism, pokemon (we may have made the last one up) are well documented. But I think we might have a new contender for the insane metallers. And wouldn't you gosh darn know it, it's another ultra conservative.

Ted Nugent got into a bit of trouble last week for stating to a crowd at the NRA convention he would be "either be dead or in jail by this time next year" if Obama gets re-elected and that they needed to "chop their heads off in November."

This obviously prompted a visit from the U.S. Secret Service once they were done fucking Colombian whores.

Ted Nugent talks a great game, and we must remind you, he is all talk. Nugent is a draft dodger and he successfully dodged the Vietnam draft by shitting himself. Nugent was able-bodied, of age and was set to be drafted but he avoided it by refusing to use any sort of personal hygiene. When he was called before the Draft Board for a physical, he actually pissed and shit his pants in front of the board to get out of going to war and fighting for our country.

A true American. Chuck Norris would never do that.


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Tags:  Ted Nugent, crazy, shit, damn Yankees, Dave Mustaine

Jason Fisher    April 19, 2012